"You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you."
i read this 12 times (via fusels)

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

swolebrohamlincoln:

Truth. Also taking applications for swolemate
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disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

"Who the fuck cares where you went to school or where you work? The question is: Is your everyday experience good, healthy, beautiful? Because I have to tell you, while it might be cool to work for a company like Google, Apple, or The New Yorker, if your job is stupid, stressful and your boss is an asshole, there is nothing good or prestigious about that. While it might seem right to go to a school like Berkeley, if classes are overcrowded and students are nervous, anxious, religious zealots from Orange County, are you sure you want to go there? What’s good about that? To believe in prestige is to privilege abstract, collective impression over palpable, daily experience. To which I say: fuck prestige. Do what serves your everyday vitality."
Daniel Coffeen (via alteringminds)

themoonphase:

Girls at my school be takin pictures with a cigarette hanging from their mouth going all on about how poetic smoking is.

Ah yes, nothing as poetic as a bunch of 15 year olds ruining their lungs. 

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

Movies I thought would end up in a 3 way relationship.

teapotsahoy:

ship-captain-cat:

wheeloffortune-design:

Sinbad

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Megamind.

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Eldorado

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The Emperor’s New Groove.

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Did you mean: Movies that should end up in a 3 way relationship??

Frankly, I’m confused by the way you seem to be implying that El Dorado didn’t.

aly-drugs:

The dichro in Marina is so beautiful.