drugstaff:

Forever falling.
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bigvinnystyle212:

Lmao
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"So I’m at a solid 9 and my dad asks me a math question. “What’s 2014 - 40?” And I said back “A math question”. And I just stared at him for a solid 5 seconds eyes red as the devils dick, convinced my answer was correct. He then said “…….alrighty then…” And left the room."
Stoner Stories (via higheramerica)

automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
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vogue-hearts:

never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
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aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

astrayan:

astrayan:

astrayan:

astrayan:

I’m really fuckin thirsty but my family is all downstairs and I’m looking like this

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WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?

you guys really suggested that??!?!?

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fine then

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IT WORKED THE DISGUISE ACTUALLY WORK

i mean i almost scared my sister to death bUT I GOT THE FAYGO

why are you reblogging this

la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable.